Don't Call Me Gypsy is a book. A real, bona fide, paperback book, following the musings of a young man on a ramen and testosterone fueled adventure across the American west.

So what's the book about? Well, mainly camping, sleeping in truck stops, national parks, hooking up, cooking gourmet food on a Jetboil, beer, soul searching, the environment, and more camping. I'm a simple man, therefore, it's a simple book. My goal is to humanize the modern road trip. Not everyone can make their way across America as an Instagramer using hashtags to put gas in their tank while maintaining a vegan lifestyle. For the rest of us, there's sub par meals, cold nights, and the threat of meth heads in Walmart parking lots. Wait, that's just me? Alright, fine.